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    I was just asked if I wanted to take part in an exit poll.

    I said "I already have mate. I voted UKIP"
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I'm not saying my MF is fat.

      It's just that planes shouldn't do wheelies.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        So I've decided to give up on online dating

        My wife's idea
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          They say you cant buy happiness, but thanks to prostitutes you can rent it.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Bloody exit Poles....taking all our surveys!
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              There are more pandas in Scotland than Labour MPs.
              And more polar bears than Labour, Lib Dem and Tory MPs combined.
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                DAVE: endless repeats of the same old crap you've sat through for the last five years.

                Coincidence?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  The VE day commemorations are a bit like the next Lib Dem conference.

                  People getting together to remember a party that they once had.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    For MS

                    Well another five years of misery and suffering for us to come.

                    Then it will be our tenth wedding anniversary.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      My wife said to me, "Since I've put a bit of weight on you've turned into a right pessimist."

                      I said, "That's because the fridge is always half empty you fat cow."
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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