I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet.
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostI'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet."If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time""If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
I want to see the hand of history on his collar.Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View Post"I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"Comment
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What's the worst three words your wife can say when you're making love?
"Honey, I'm home"{emotionless greeting}
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Just heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.{emotionless greeting}
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostJust heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostHuh?{emotionless greeting}
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostIt's a joke. Scottish students don't do GCSEs. They do "Standards" or "National" or "Intermediate" exams instead. their equivalent of A levels is Highers.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Why would somebody pick up my mobile, delete my Spandau Ballet ringtone, then put it back?
It just doesn't ring true.{emotionless greeting}
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