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    I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet.
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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      I'm waiting for the new movie "Constipated", but it hasn't come out yet.
      don't bother is was all tulip!
      "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

      I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        "I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"
        I'll tell the Missus that one!
        "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

        I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          "I think love is like central heating. You turn it on before guests arrive and pretend it's like this all the time"
          Why is that funny?

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            What's the worst three words your wife can say when you're making love?

            "Honey, I'm home"
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              Just heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.
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                Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                Just heard the news that not a single pupil in Scotland passed a single GCSE this year.
                Huh?
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                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  Huh?
                  It's a joke. Scottish students don't do GCSEs. They do "Standards" or "National" or "Intermediate" exams instead. their equivalent of A levels is Highers.
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                    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                    It's a joke. Scottish students don't do GCSEs. They do "Standards" or "National" or "Intermediate" exams instead. their equivalent of A levels is Highers.
                    Bloody foreigners.
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                      Why would somebody pick up my mobile, delete my Spandau Ballet ringtone, then put it back?

                      It just doesn't ring true.
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