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    Yo mama so fat that she gave Dracula diabetes.
    Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, “IT’S CHEWBACCA!”
    Yo momma so fat and dumb, she tears apart computers looking for cookies.
    Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.
    Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.
    Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
    Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, “We can’t fix it.”
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      Damage from the A-level fiasco is now affecting all aspects of government as Dominic Raab is downgraded to "Dominic Rbbb"
      Surely being a posh twunt he'd have had his upgraded to Ra*a*a*a*?
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Yo momma's so fat, when she walks past the TV we miss three adverts.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          Piers Morgan burgled as they slept by 'depraved and despicable' thieves who invaded their bedroom at a luxury French villa.


          Police looking for some bloke called Karma.
          "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

          I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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            My son has a new hobby of collecting calculators. He has managed to get over a hundred within a week.


            It’s incredible how they add up.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              Yo mama so fat she went to a restaurant and got the group discount.
              Yo momma’s so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
              Yo mama is so stupid, when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.
              Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go the other way.
              Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots.
              "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

              I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                Yo Papa's so fat that he hasn't seen his manhood since birth
                Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  Yo Papa's so fat that he hasn't seen his manhood since birth
                  Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?

                  Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”


                  "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                  I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                    for pC

                    I asked my Welsh mate if I could meet his girlfriend, but apparently she was too sheepish
                    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                      Yo papa's so fat he works as a bra model.
                      Doing a stroll around Windsor on 11 Sept 2 Oct for Alzheimer's Society. You can chuck me a few quid here if you like: https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/lmallen-1

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