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    The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.
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      Originally posted by WTFH View Post
      The only person Trump ever hired who was qualified to do their job was Stormy Daniels.
      He didn't hire her did he?
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        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        He didn't hire her did he?
        She's a contractor, she doesn't work for free.
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          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          She's a contractor, she doesn't work for free.
          Inside or outside?
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            Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
            Inside or outside?
            Have you asked your accountant attorney?
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              My mate said, "I like your sports car."
              I said, "It's not very practical now we've got a baby."
              He said, "How about I buy it off you."
              I said, "Yeah go on then. Four grand?"
              He said, "You've got yourself a deal."
              I said, "Nice one... you're going to make a brilliant dad."
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                My girlfriend asked me where I'd like to be buried?

                Apparently "balls deep in your sister" wasn't the answer she was expecting.

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                  Why did they call it PMT?

                  The name Mad Cow Disease was already taken
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    Landlady in the pub the other night asked me to check the cellar as she kept hearing giggling, so I went down in the dark.


                    That was a barrel of laughs.
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                      Just been on the Diabetes UK website. The sick bastards asked me if I accept cookies FFS!!!!
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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