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    A farmer has 38 sheep which he tells his collie dog to collect into a pen.

    hen they are all inside the farmer counts them.

    'There's 40 sheep here,' he says to the collie who replies, 'I know, I rounded them up.'
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      Did you hear about the drummer who named all four of his daughters Anna?

      Anna 1
      Anna 2
      Anna 3
      Anna 4
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        Two prawns talking: "I'm really worried about Mum and Dad. They went to a cocktail party last night and haven't come home yet."
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          What's the difference between a disused National Express depot and a lobster with breast implants?

          One's a crusty bus station...
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            Doctor, doctor, I've got a sausage in my ear and a chip coming out of my nose.
            Doc: You're not eating properly.
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              Archaeologists have discovered an ancient Mummy in Egypt, covered in nuts and chocolate.

              They believe it is the lost tomb of Pharaoh Rocher
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                Why do anarchists drink herbal tea?

                Coz proper tea is theft.

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                  If the US switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.
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                    It's weird that people interpret the moral of The Pied Piper story as "Don't trust strangers" when really it's "Always pay contractors"
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                      "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
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