My grief counsellor died the other day…
But he was so good I didn’t care
But he was so good I didn’t care
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…Maybe we ain’t that young anymore -
A couple of Midlands newspapers recently serialised Dickens’ A Tale Of Two Cities.
It was the Bicester Times and the Worcester Times.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Describe yourself in 3 words:
Lazy…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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SNOWFLAKE
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SNOWFLAKE
<Error: Passwords must be identical>…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I got checked out by a cute guy yesterday.
The total came to £18.63Comment
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I had to stop using black humour when I was accused of racism.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I'm in pain.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the Tube.
It only took us an hour to get from Barking to Tooting.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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A warning to you all.
Be careful about drink driving this Christmas - police are out there in numbers doing spot checks on people.
Last night I went out for a few drinks. One beer led to another, then a few G&Ts and a nightcap seemed like a good idea.
I knew I'd had too much, so decided to leave my car and took the bus home.
Sure enough, I passed a police unit where they were pulling drivers over and breathalysing them, but being on a bus I was just waved past.
I arrived home safely and without incident, which is quite a surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I can't remember where I got it from.Comment
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Who's the coolest person in the hospital?
The ultra sound guy.
Who covers for him when he's on holiday?
The hip replacement guy.I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy.Comment
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