Please put more jokes here

[Old Greg]

Two firemen are having sex in a burning building. The Fire Chief runs in and shouts, 'What do you think you're doing?' One fireman sobs, 'Chief, he's dying of smoke inhalation.' The Chief says, ' Then give him mouth to mouth resuscitation, for God's sake!' The fireman replies, 'How do you think this all got started?'

[WTFH]

What do you give donkeys for lunch?



Half an hour, the same as the camels.

[WTFH]

What do you call a magical dog?
A labracadabrador.

[mudskipper]

The days start getting shorter from now on.
So tomorrow will be Saturda.

[northernladuk]

The days start getting shorter from now on.
So tomorrow will be Saturda.

That would make countdown a bit easier as well.

[mudskipper]

That would make countdown a bit easier as well.

How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BULLBIGHT?

[WTFH]

How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BULLBIGHT?

2 top ones and 4 from anywhere else.

[northernladuk]

How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BULLBIGHT?

A mate of mine had just been hospitalised after taking an 'E'. The security on Countdown don't mess about.

[WTFH]

A mate of mine on Facebook was commenting that he really didn't like The Cure.

I replied that I find The Prevention far better

Then another friend piped up "Placebo does it for me, but I'm not sure why"

[mudskipper]

Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.