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[northernladuk]

If I'm ever feeling down I just type: "Yo are the best" into Google. Then it responds: "I think you mean: 'You are the best'" and I feel much better.

Erm.. Does it?

[LondonManc]

Erm.. Does it?

[LondonManc]

My dad's favourite saying was "Always leave them wanting more". Certainly explains why he got sacked by Oxfam.

[LondonManc]

I've never understood what posh people who like gangster rap aspire to achieve? A drive-by pheasant shooting perhaps?

[LondonManc]

I'll tell you what separates the men from the boys. Operation Yewtree.

[ccole]

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me.

[ccole]

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

[LondonManc]

One thing you’ll never hear a Hindu say... "Ah well, you only live once."

[ccole]

The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a stable. The three of them decide to duck inside.

On the way in one of the wise men hits his head on the low entranceway.

"Jesus Christ!" he says.

Joseph says, "Quick, Mary, write that down! It's a hell of a lot better than Clyde!"

[vetran]

What do you call a Sikh karaoke participant?


Gerupta Singh