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    Did you hear about the streaker who was about to retire?
    He changed his mind and decided to stick it out for another couple of years.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      I was walking through town today when midget ran passed shouting, "All Paki's stink", I thought to myself, that's a little racist.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        Sex therapists say the most effective way a woman can arouse a man is to lick his ears, personally I think it's bollocks.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          It can't have been much fun for Jesus as a child, but at least he could leave doors open without his parents yelling,

          "Were you born in a ******* barn?"
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            Now Trump is president I am not worried about the third world war.

            That's the third world's problem.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Take it from me; I have reverse kleptomania.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                For every action there's a social media overreaction.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  My mum said "you treat this place like a hotel"......

                  She will regret that when I give her a low score on TripAdvisor for 'rude staff'
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Why do Americans chill their beer?
                    So they can tell it apart from piss.
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or a bus and think to yourself, "I'm gonna ****** have that!"
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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