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[LondonManc]

MF was back packing around South East Asia, during a trip to Bangkok he saw the most beauitful woman, he thought to himself "please don't get a hard on" but unfortunatly she did

MMM had a threesome with two Thai girls. He said it was like winning the lottery; turns out he meant there were six balls.

[WTFH]

Sky News: "Great Buzz in Olympic Village"






BBC News: "Swarm of mosquitos in Olympic Village"

[WTFH]

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Two chemists walk into a bar


The first one says "I'll have some H2O"
The second one says "I'll have some water too, but why did you order it like that?"
The first chemist leaves, weeping as his assassination plot failed.

[WTFH]

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has been my Achilles elbow

[WTFH]

I was at the doctor's yesterday and noticed a letter sitting folded on her desk, I believe it was going to MrMarkyMark's partner as the address was:
Thai Mei-Yup, Flat 3c, Scussy Council Estate, Birmingham.


I could only see part of the letter, but it began:


Dear Sir/Madam,
Now that you are half way through the process of your sex change...

[LondonManc]

Please put more jokes here

Two chemists walk into a bar


The first one says "I'll have some H2O"
The second one says "I'll have some water too, but why did you order it like that?"
The first chemist leaves, weeping as his assassination plot failed.

WTFH left the bar, weeping as his autocorrect ****ed over his punchline.

[WTFH]

WTFH left the bar, weeping as his autocorrect ****ed over his punchline.

LondoonManc walked into a bar when a slightly inebriated WTFH edited both posts...

[LondonManc]

WTFH left the bar, chuckling as he had edited everyone's beer into H2O2, abusing his mod privileges rather than graciously accepting his error.

[WTFH]

WTFH left the bar, chuckling as he had edited everyone's beer into H2O2, abusing his mod privileges rather than graciously accepting his error.

What's the point in having privilege if you can't abuse it?


Back on topic...
Michael Phelps has got 2 Brazilian Olympic medals.


Donald Trump has said that he could get 2 Brazilian and one medals with his eyes closed, but has asked his aides to check how many zeros there are in a Brazilian.

[WTFH]

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably s**t."