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    Apparently the Royal family might have to move out whilst Buckingham Palace gets refurbished. This isn't a health and safety issue.

    It's just they will need to get Prince Phillip off the premises before the Polish workforce turn up.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      for MS's army

      A single sperm holds over thirty megabytes of information.

      My socks must be geniuses!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        for MF

        I was running through the shopping precinct today shouting, "Hey guys, wait for me!"

        Just so everybody thinks I've actually got real friends.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CIb4AMuWUAAQyts.mp4
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          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            I was watching an interview with Frank Sinatra where he was asked if he had any children.

            "Rugrats? I've had a few," he said.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Just had one of those Greek Inspired Muller Rice deserts.

              All it contained was an I.O.U.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                My wife told me she's been a closet lesbian all these years and she wishes she had married another woman.

                Coincidence or what?
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  I went to a rave with my deaf friend.

                  It was slightly uncomfortable.

                  He kept thinking I was talking to him but I was just dancing.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    I only want 2 things in a woman

                    My tongue and my todger.

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                      My wife gives sound advice.

                      99% sound. 1% advice.

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