When a woman says "He used me for sex".
It really means 'I only shagged him to get something else out of him, but it failed'.
It really means 'I only shagged him to get something else out of him, but it failed'.
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I sidled up to a woman at the bar and said "hey love, what's your name?"
She glanced at me and said "Cath"
"Nice" I said "I love the name Catherine"
She rolled her eyes at me and said "bad luck then, my full name is Catheter"
I think she might be a piss takerAlways forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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My girlfriend was in the kitchen cooking tea when all of a sudden a horrible whining noise started.
I thought that wasn't suppose to happen till we're married.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Joe Cocker has died.
I reckon the police should check out if there was a little help from his 'friends'.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Whenever someone plays a rap song, I have the feeling I've heard it before.
My Doctor says I've got Dre-ja-vue.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Why don't muslims drink alcohol?
Their women have burqas instead.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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For Christmas my daughter said she wants loads of 'Frozen' stuff.
Sorted, peas and carrots it is.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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It's always flattering to be told you have a nice arse.
Unless it's during a prostrate examination.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Pokemon - A Jamaican proctologist.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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"A large whiskey please." I said to the barman today.
"Hang on a minute, Dave." he replied, "You promised me last night that your lips will never touch another glass!"
"Correct." I said, "Pass me a ******* straw."Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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