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[vetran]

Why are swear words wrong?

> the parents will tell him why it's not appropriate
Mummy why is F***/tulip/piss rude but fornicate/defecate/urinate nice?
Because words from Germanic roots makes little baby Jesus cry but Latin words are OK
Why doesn't little baby Jesus like Germans?
Because he's Jewish
But he likes Romans - who nailed him to a tree ?
Yes dear

[TestMangler]

> the parents will tell him why it's not appropriate
Mummy why is F***/tulip/piss rude but fornicate/defecate/urinate nice?
Because words from Germanic roots makes little baby Jesus cry but Latin words are OK
Why doesn't little baby Jesus like Germans?
Because he's Jewish
But he likes Romans - who nailed him to a tree ?
Yes dear

Did you edit out the funny bit too ?

[hyperD]

Did you edit out the funny bit too ?

yeah vet, I'm struggling with that one too!

[vetran]

yeah vet, I'm struggling with that one too!

sorry I thought it was funny


LB : Mummy why is F***/tulip/piss rude but fornicate/defecate/urinate nice?
Mum : Because words from Germanic roots makes little baby Jesus cry but Latin words are OK
LB : Why doesn't little baby Jesus like Germans?
Mum : Because he's Jewish
LB : But he likes Romans - who nailed him to a tree ?
Mum : Yes dear

It was the German=Bad because a few thousand nutters killed Jews. But Romans are OK despite killing him the double standard of religion.

[Alias]

People keep stealing my bank documents.
The Police haven’t really helped.
All they’ve done is come round and taken a statement.

[hyperD]

It was the German=Bad because a few thousand nutters killed Jews. But Romans are OK despite killing him the double standard of religion.

Don't be sorry, I re-read it after a few relaxing glasses of wine and it made sense!

[BrilloPad]

OK, so if Vladimir and Haile Selassie were best mates, would that make him Ras Putin - and Russia's Favourite Love Machine?

[Alias]

Q: How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: More guns.

[BrilloPad]

My doctor told me I should watch what I eat.........So I've booked tickets for racing at Fontwell this weekend....

[BrilloPad]

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath.

"Mom", he asked, "Are these my brains?"

"Not yet," she replied.