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I met a Welsh woman in a pub the other night.
She started by slagging the English off, it was going well.
So I had to reply, "In my experience, there are two types of Welsh women - stunning beauties and rugby players. Which club did you represent?"
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist
“Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.”
(Alanna)
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
“Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.”
(Linus Torvalds)
"If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."
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