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    #41
    A man walks into a pub. Ouch it was an iron pub.
    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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      #42
      Smoking ban started years ago for Michael Barrymore. He threw a fag in a pool several years ago and never heard the end of it.

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        #43
        A Muslim has just driven a truck into another wall at Glasgow airport.
        Police believe it may be the start of the religious holiday Ramavan
        l l l http://www.thewantedfans.com

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          #44
          Police have just cordoned off Liverpool Airport following reports of a suspicious vehicle parked outside.

          It has road tax, insurance and the radio is still fitted.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Zorba
            Police have just cordoned off Liverpool Airport following reports of a suspicious vehicle parked outside.

            It has road tax, insurance and the radio is still fitted.
            How spooky i just recieved this joke in a txt hmmmmm the wave effect as the joke spreads accross the world
            Thats the way the cookie crumbles

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              #46
              Originally posted by Cooperinliverp00l
              How spooky i just recieved this joke in a txt hmmmmm the wave effect as the joke spreads accross the world
              Who knows, it may have started here?

              The vegetarian option.

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                #47
                Originally posted by wobbegong
                Who knows, it may have started here?

                How bizarre! I got it in a txt about two minutes before posting it, and just had to capture it somewhere for posterity. It just goes to show - always search the CUK forums before posting

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Money Money Money
                  A Muslim has just driven a truck into another wall at Glasgow airport.
                  Police believe it may be the start of the religious holiday Ramavan

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                    #49
                    Two blondes walked in a building.







                    you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by Moscow Mule
                      Two blondes walked in a building.
                      you would have thought one of them would have seen it.
                      Evening Moscow, long day!
                      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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