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  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: ContractorUK Fantasy Football League 2016/17 – Win £500!!!

    Do you want to be the football brain of ContractorUK? Do you want forum bragging rights? You may have talked the talk on the forum about football but can you walk the walk... Are you the Pep or Jose of football knowledge? Or just the Hodgson, still undecided on their best 11 and resting all...

    Started by administrator, 4th August 2016 09:54
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  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Who's been banned and why.

    MF - starting a thread implying OldHack is an animal lover. Suspected temporary suicide - 30.11.2012 - 7 days

    Started by NotAllThere, 30th November 2012 10:03
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  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Contract Staying Away: Hotel Tips

    Hi, I am just about to embark on a new contract where I will be staying away......in Basingstoke :ohwell Are there any good tips for The best "contractor" hotels to go for (I am thinking chains here) Reducing Costs Occupying your time constructively in the evening

    Started by BlackenedBiker, 10th May 2010 12:18
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  1. The proper way to play chords on the guitar...

    We may not be employees, but employers can't help but ask us permie style questions at interview. As a contractor I don't like to consider myself as having weaknesses. When I go to see a medical specialist I'm not expecting them to have any weaknesses. As a contractor I am giving you the benefit of...

    Started by Elliegirl, 20th May 2017 15:59
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  2. Time to Die...

    Interesting alternative to cremation or burial - using alkaline hydrolysis to basically cleanse the tissue away and then grind down the bones that are left Being closer to the end than the beginning, thoughts turn to how you want to go

    Started by Troll, Today 07:26
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  3. Tories Want Your Horse


    Started by AtW, Today 14:40
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  4. Tories Want Your House

    You are aware the Tories have raised the inheritance tax threshold? Well bad news if you get dementia your family will only inherit the first 100K as the rest will have to go on your dementia care. More to follow listening to Mrs May ranting.

    Started by SueEllen, 18th May 2017 10:47
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  5. Training cats

    Anyone know how to train cats to sh*t in your neighbours garden. The bellend had a party until 3am on Saturday night and refused to be reasonable to just turn it down a bit

    Started by VillageContractor, Today 07:58
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  6. Tories spending on adwords

    https://twitter.com/ruskin147/status/866548313763524608/photo/1 Dementia tax will stick meaning Labour may now have a chance....

    Started by NorthWestPerm2Contr, Today 09:09
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  7. At least I achieved something worthwhile last weekend

    I taught the neighbour's French bulldog, that I was looking after on Saturday morning, to "head" his rubber ball. :music: To start with he tried to catch it in his mouth, but by careful aiming away from his mouth and encouragement each time it bounced off his head, he eventually stopped trying...

    Started by OwlHoot, Today 12:31
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  8. Enjoy the diversity - Gay Paris

    Paris : les femmes chassées des rues dans le quartier Chapelle-Pajol - Le Parisien goodo

    Started by vetran, Today 13:05
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  9. Got valuation for car...

    £25,610. About right, if you ignore some nice options I had. :eyes

    Started by AtW, 19th May 2017 15:48
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  10. Official™ Conservative and Unionist Party manifesto thread

    <General placeholder> <DOOM!™ placeholder> AtW approved. :D EDIT: here or here.

    Started by jamesbrown, 17th May 2017 14:19
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  11. New Meme - Would Orlando?

    Chiltern Firehouse waitress naked in Orlando Bloom's room | Daily Mail Online lower Bar apparently but I think Mitch would Getting sacked after being caught in the sack.

    Started by vetran, Today 09:11
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  12. More Daily Mail Anti-Europe Rhetoric

    Unbelehrbare: 'Brexit virus' feared in sausages imported from Europe | Daily Mail Online If it: Then where did they get this figure from if:

    Started by darmstadt, Yesterday 19:45
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  13. Quimbyisms

    I don't knowif any o you remember the late, greatt Fred Quimby but he presided over the golden era of Tom and Jerry cartoons as the show's producer. I don't think he even had any input to the creative process but there's a marked difference between the Quimby era output and that which came later...

    Started by Pip in a Poke, 19th May 2017 08:51
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    ffs, jesus wept
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  14. Cryptocurrency

    I'm surprised how little discussion this subject receives amongst you IT lot.. Me thinks crypto currency is going to have a massive impact in the future. Just like the VHS in the seventies, or computers in the 80's, or internet in the 90's.. in the coming years it'll be crypto currency. Been...

    Started by scooterscot, 10th April 2017 10:08
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  15. Monday Links from the Bench vol. CCCLXXXVI

    It may be a nice sunny day, but that's no reason to go outside when you can stay at your screen reading this lot :) The Victorian Belief That a Train Ride Could Cause Instant Insanity - "January, 1865. The peace on a regular English train journey from Carnforth to Liverpool is shattered by one...

    Started by NickFitz, Today 10:56
    monday links
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  16. Today in Trumpton

    Looking forward to today's episode. What do you think will be happening today? :D

    Started by BlasterBates, 6th February 2017 13:25
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  17. 'habitable' clause in BTL mortgage criteria

    Fellows... In the process of buying another property for investment purposes, it being 'in need of modernisation' with 'lots of potential'. Of course, BTL mortgages tend to have a 'must be habitable' clause, with no real definition of 'habitable'. The house could be lived in: it has a fully...

    Started by chopper, 20th May 2017 20:11
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  18. Tulip Election Chices

    So. Options: 1. Dismantle Brexit. 2. Dismantle Capitalism. 3. Dismantle UK. 4. Release the Kraken! ??? p.s sorry for spelling, too much Toro Diablo

    Started by glebe digital, 19th May 2017 22:10
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  19. Word associations


    Started by AtW, 2nd October 2006 16:31
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  20. The SPOUT prize

    Brexit is a thing. It is an important thing which will affect just about everyone in the UK and, undoubtedly, all UK citizens living in other EU countries; most people will, understandably, have a viewpoint and a stance on it. However there seems to be a trend on CUK for every single thread to...

    Started by Bacchus, Yesterday 08:11
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