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To be hones, f**king terrible.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostAverage at best.
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I suspect it will not be long before I get my yearly month ban....Comment
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Have you had more wedding banns or internet bans?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTo be hones, f**king terrible.
I suspect it will not be long before I get my yearly month ban....…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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What did you say?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDamned cold today. And it has taken me a very long while to wake up.
In fact I think it was the north end of London Bridge. Someone stepped out in front of me.
By the look on her face I think she pooed herself.....
Oh yesterday when I was cycling, stopping, walking and rinse repeat back I had some scooter scrotes stop near me in the dark. They quickly worked out my station bike was cheap sh*t."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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More wedding bans.Originally posted by WTFH View PostHave you had more wedding banns or internet bans?
Though I had a two year CUK ban once that lasted 2 years. Much longer than any of my marriages.
I always love it when people say I went grovelling to admin to return. The reality was that CanPayButWouldRatherNot forced me to say sorry. And admin always complained that I never meant my sorry. But never let the lot in general bring facts into a good whine.Comment
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-2 on the car here. Used the remote start / warmup for the first time this year.Originally posted by original PM View PostMorning
Chilly out today - 3 degrees at one point.
But sunshine in Manchester.
Happy Monday.
Beautiful morning though, and a lovely sunrise.
Traffic was carnage though. M1 Southbound closed, so world+dog diverting down the A1 and across the A46, then held up but an over turned car in a ditch on one of my back road short cuts to client co. Police and Ambulance just arriving as I went past. Looked like everyone was basically ok."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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MorningOriginally posted by BR14 View PostMorning
Another clear blue king billy one here.
Same here - very nice if you don't need to be out in it!Comment
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