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Indeed and I would go as far to say WTFH has some jobs to do next week, may I suggest using the following tools : foot massage oil and a cold Riesling etc. -
And Montgomery Scott duly appears.Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostSo odd in fact that I'm now watching "Dream Me Up Scotty" on BBC Scotland.
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Dinner was Steak & Kidney pie + chips care of Miss V2.
Today was wiring up the windows so I can see if they are closed. All good fun, I think I have sussed so all of them will work the same.Comment
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Riesling?? If HWMBO gave me a glass of that, he'd be in trouble.Originally posted by vetran View PostIndeed and I would go as far to say WTFH has some jobs to do next week, may I suggest using the following tools : foot massage oil and a cold Riesling etc.
His eldest was taking the mickey when I was there last month, saying I'd know I was being dumped if he served me salmon on a bed of onions with a glass of Riesling for dinner.Comment
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Always referring to lady friend as loony lady. Example why: I was feeling tired and grumpy this morning. She insists it was because there was a full moon last night.bloggoth
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Definitely loony. Of course, the origin of lunatic, from which loony is derived, has its roots in attributing illness to phases of the moon from Latin or French, depending on which source you believeOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostAlways referring to lady friend as loony lady. Example why: I was feeling tired and grumpy this morning. She insists it was because there was a full moon last night.Comment
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Even though we meet while I was contracting in Alsace, she’s not a Riesling fan (or most whites)Originally posted by vetran View PostIndeed and I would go as far to say WTFH has some jobs to do next week, may I suggest using the following tools : foot massage oil and a cold Riesling etc.
Now, Babylonstoren Mourvèdre Rose, that’s a different matter...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostRiesling?? If HWMBO gave me a glass of that, he'd be in trouble.
His eldest was taking the mickey when I was there last month, saying I'd know I was being dumped if he served me salmon on a bed of onions with a glass of Riesling for dinner.
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HWMBO would never dare who is going to eat all his creations?Comment
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Originally posted by WTFH View PostEven though we meet while I was contracting in Alsace, she’s not a Riesling fan (or most whites)
Now, Babylonstoren Mourvèdre Rose, that’s a different matter...
well at least she has taste in wine
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His kids! And my younger, prettier replacement, of courseOriginally posted by vetran View Post
HWMBO would never dare who is going to eat all his creations?
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