I just came downstairs and told MrsBP I loved her. She made my cup of tea quite quickly. I am getting thirsty again so I might have to tell her I love her shortly...
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I also told her to brace herself as I was going to treat her like a husband treats a wife.
My jumper has a hole in it. She has now fixed it.Comment
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MrsBP can't thup me as the NHS must not be stressed right now. I am assured I will get double when the crisis is over....Comment
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Another cup of tea on the way.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI just came downstairs and told MrsBP I loved her. She made my cup of tea quite quickly. I am getting thirsty again so I might have to tell her I love her shortly...
Or maybe its a cup of wee....Comment
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Has anyone seen the joke thread? Last post has 4 "jokes". First 3 are merely unfunny. Last one is deeply offensive. I am amazed it has been there for over 2.5 hours! Are there no mods round here?
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i found them ALL offensive, but i've given up on mods.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHas anyone seen the joke thread? Last post has 4 "jokes". First 3 are merely unfunny. Last one is deeply offensive. I am amazed it has been there for over 2.5 hours! Are there no mods round here?

never liked the buggers, with their ben sherman shirts and bloody lambretta putputs.
the sheer volume of negativity being spouted at the moment is pissing me off still.
when you're in deep sh1t, the last thing to do is feckin whine about it, FFS.Comment
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Darn it! No offensive jokes there now.
Oh well, there's always Sickipedia.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Totally agree, same few people always posting lefty slanted news on General, as if we haven't had it in our faces every time we turn on the TV or check online news.when you're in deep sh1t, the last thing to do is feckin whine about it, FFS
Actually it's not a few people, it's mostly aTwat with scattyscot as runner up.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
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Clear blue skies, pleasantly warm, a few pints of Whakahari consumed.
3 cars washed this morning while it was overcast.…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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I’ve not looked, will check it out nowOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostHas anyone seen the joke thread? Last post has 4 "jokes". First 3 are merely unfunny. Last one is deeply offensive. I am amazed it has been there for over 2.5 hours! Are there no mods round here?
…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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