I'm saving those for my colleagues next week! You posted up some other corkers a week or so ago and I'm annoyed I can't find them.
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just found out that my mother's neighbour passed away from C19, she asked whether it can be passed through walls ?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMrs BP just told me a neighbour has died from coona virus.
I asked "Who, Ray?".
She said "No need for cheering Brillo".
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I saw my caretaker this morning and mentioned the need for compost. He said he had a load that had been left behind at some point by a gardener for one of the flats. So, that's that sorted.
Plant cleaned, roots washed as best as possible and now in its new home.
Just trying to figure out what to do with a bucket of dirt slurry. Can I chuck that down the drain?Comment
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Lunch: 2 x beetroot sandwich, Morrisons sunflower and pumpkin seed bread, 1 x bramble jelly sandwich ditto, yogurt, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea.
Freecell score: 100% out of 10 plays, running average 83%.
Entertainment in the endlessly sniffly pollen infested good weather: Alistair Cooke's America, BBC, 1972.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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That’s another one I have in my collection, I thinkOriginally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostEntertainment in the endlessly sniffly pollen infested good weather: Alistair Cooke's America, BBC, 1972.
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It should be observed that The Fall in Vermont is a good deal more striking in colour than it was in glorious black and white.
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Majestic Wine order in the wine fridge. To the rescue.
12 bottles Acacia Chenin Blanc
6 bottles Caixas Albarino
Should last until Tuesday morning...I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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