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      Cars these days have too many gadgets.

      I tried to reverse, and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        The first rule of "Condescending Club" is really complicated...

        ...and honestly, I don’t think you’d get it even if I explained it in the simplest way possible.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          If you've never had your car stolen in France, you don't know voiture missing.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            If you've never had your car stolen in France, you don't know voiture missing.
            I can't unhear that now.
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                Top tip: if you want to stop people talking about the tax you haven’t paid, say people are eating swans.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  i didn't realise how many americans were hindu, until i noticed how much they said 'Holy Cow'
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