When I was younger,my body was a temple..... Now it's a flaming bouncy castle.
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I heard aliens are gender neutral. They/them are out there.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Would you like me to spell condescending for you?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Would you like me to spell condescending for you?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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One of the few jokes on Quora I found funny (being a rude old git)
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.'
Another said, 'No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.'
The last one said,
'No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer.
Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?'
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If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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I went to meet this bird i had found on Tinder. As I approached her house, she open the door in her negligée.
'That's a funny place to have a door!' I thought.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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