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    Two interesting facts:

    1/ My cock is the same length as 2 Argos pens

    2/ I'm now banned from my local Argos
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      $grass.colours= ['#00FF00', '#00FF00']; $grass.location = '127.0.0.1'; #songsincode
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        "See you mum, I'm off out!"
        "Not dressed in that miniskirt you're not"
        "Awww, why not mum?"
        "I can see your bollocks, David."
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          Lady Penelope: "Parker, take off my coat."
          Parker: "Yes, M'lady."
          Lady Penelope: "Parker, take off my shoes."
          Parker: "Yes, M'lady."
          Lady Penelope: "Parker, take off my dress."
          Parker: "Yes, M'lady."
          Lady Penelope: "Parker, take off my underwear."
          Parker: "Yes, M'lady."
          Lady Penelope: "And Parker..."
          Parker: "Yes, M'lady?"
          Lady Penelope: "Don't ever let me catch you wearing my clothes again."
          Parker: "Yes, M'lady."

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            one for atw

            The only way you lot will get laid is if you crawled in a chicken and waited
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Man with no arms enters a national masturbation competition.

              Poor sod didn"t come anywhere.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                Twenty three people have been found glued to the ceiling and walls of a train station in Dublin.Police believe Irish Muslims have set off the first NO MORE NAILS bomb.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Scientists have crossed an albino chicken with an onion,
                  and finally created a white cock
                  that brings tears to a woman's eyes.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    Do twins ever realise that one of them was unplanned?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                      For NLYUK

                      I came out a pub in Liverpool the other night and was approached by a hooker.
                      Fancy a shag she asked.
                      I only have a fiver, I said.
                      She replied, it's okay, I have change.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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