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[TestMangler]

Pfizer are to start selling Viagra under it's generic chemical name.

Mycoxaphlopin

Pfizer are now selling Viagra eye drops.

They don't do anything for your cock, but they make you look hard as f**k.

[Spacecadet]

Did you hear about Muslim brothers who bought a butchers next to a church and were worried about losing the sunday trade.
They renamed to halalujah

[BrilloPad]

My wife says I spend too much money on beer. I tell her the more I spend on beer, the better she looks, and the less she can spend on makeup.

[TestMangler]

What should you do with an islamic dog ?

Muzzle 'im !!!

[BrilloPad]

What do you call a schizophrenic Zen Buddhist?

A person who is at two with the universe.

[Glazza]

Ah the old classics

A Texas business man, while in Japan for some business meetings and a few rounds of golf, arrived in Tokyo a day earlier than expected. Feeling lonely that evening, he employed the services of a beautiful young Japanese girl to be his companion for the evening. Although the Japanese girl spoke very little English and the businessman spoke no Japanese, their passion roared and in the heat of the moment she began yelling "Gama Su!, Gama Su!". Hearing this, the Texan knew he had pleased his female Japanese friend and soon afterwards went to sleep.
The next day while playing golf with his Japanese business colleagues, one of his Japanese partners holed his shot from 170 yards away! Everyone went crazy and began yelling excitedly in Japanese. Wanting to impress his friends, the Texan joined in and began yelling, "Gama Su! Gama Su!"

Suddenly everyone became quiet. After a moment of silence, one of the Japanese turned to him and asked "Wrong hole? What do you mean wrong hole?"

[BrilloPad]

A guy walks into a bar - there is a seal sitting there. The seal says "I like the way you smell. You have a great haircut. Nice tan." The man asks the barman "who is that?" The barman says That's the seal of approval."

[BrilloPad]

Three souls appeared before St Peter. He asked the first man how much he earned per year. "£200,000 - I was a barrister". Same to second man "£95,000 I was an estate agent". Same to third man. "£8,000". St Peter says to the third man "cool. what instrument did you play?"

[BrilloPad]

"Incontinence hotline - can you hold please?"

[BrilloPad]

What does a dog do that a man steps into?

pants....