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31 August 2009, 16:15

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Stop you are making me cry

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31 August 2009, 16:17

Bullies

The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
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31 August 2009, 16:18

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Bullies

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31 August 2009, 16:19

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Bullies

D'you wanna be in my gang? (Oh yeah)

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31 August 2009, 16:19

If I wanted to hear an arsehole....<whack>

The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

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31 August 2009, 16:24

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If I wanted to hear an arsehole....<whack>

You are in the right place? ...

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31 August 2009, 16:25

Eveyone is lovely here

The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

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31 August 2009, 16:26

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Eveyone is lovely here

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31 August 2009, 16:27

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Eveyone is lovely here

Confusion is a natural state of being
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#id

31 August 2009, 16:28

Diver, where did you disappear to? Not another chainsaw incident?

The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
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