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    #31
    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    We don't all have a stack of those to hand (as it were).
    Too easy. I gave you that one. And you took it.

    Nomadd.
    nomadd liked this post

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      #32
      As a bit of a wind up merchant myself, best advice is NEVER EVER let it show that it bothers you... If people try to wind me up I tend to laugh along with them, even add the odd self deprecating comment, once you've got the crowd onside just saw him off at the knees with something funny but horrendously insulting. Either that or just mimic him straight back - two can play at being puerile at he'll get tired of it quick. You need a thick skin though.
      The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven

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        #33
        Or just make up some bulltulip rumour about him tulipting himself or something and just constantly slip it into conversation with everyone like its pure fact. Eventually it'll bug him.. a lot
        The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven

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          #34
          I posted this thread this morning as this was playing on my mind. The replies have been really good. Some reassuring, some funny, and others down right evil

          Thanks guys. This forum is worth belonging to.

          Off to buy some luminous paint in the morning
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #35
            Originally posted by nomadd View Post
            Too easy. I gave you that one. And you took it.

            Nomadd.
            Like you took it up... no wait, A TRAP!
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #36
              Have you cheered up a bit now SY01?
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #37
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Have you cheered up a bit now SY01?
                Until DP comes back on Monday/Tuesday...
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Until DP comes back on Monday/Tuesday...
                  I think I'm the one who'll be torn limb from limb
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Have you cheered up a bit now SY01?
                    Yeah, I'm alright. Pulling socks up, upper lip stiffened, thick skin on. Ready for anything!
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I think I'm the one who'll be torn limb from limb
                      He wouldn't dare. The new, tougher, improved SY01 will be right behind you.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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