Office joker

[Zippy]

He wouldn't dare. The new, tougher, improved SY01 will be right behind you.

SY01 v2.1 SP 3

[swamp]

Laugh sarcastically and loudly at his latest joke at you and reply (in front of everyone) "I should call you Thrush."

Bemused looks and slight pause...

"Why?"

"Because you're an irritating <cough> с**t </cough>"

[RichardCranium]

Yeah, I'm alright. Pulling socks up, upper lip stiffened, thick skin on. Ready for anything!

Think of the money. (And the "Call him Thrush suggestion is a good one")

A variation on the Thrush suggestion:

<with an astounded look> "Just how tall are you?"
"Eh? Why?"
"You're the biggest c*** I know."

[Zippy]

You could book HAB for a half day as he seems happy to call anyone a c*** for free.

[EternalOptimist]

Yeah, I'm alright. Pulling socks up, upper lip stiffened, thick skin on. Ready for anything!

Good luck

just remember, it's always darkest before the dawn and it aint over till the fat lady sings. The hollow vessel makes the loudest sound and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, mind you, having said that, remember to strike while the iron is hot but look before you leap. A stitch in time might save nine but fools rush in where a wise man fears to tread. Watch out for the light at the end of the tunnel and remember to mend the roof whilst the sun shines.
Most importantly, dont fight fire with fire. Try water instead.

[Pogle]

Good luck

just remember, it's always darkest before the dawn and it aint over till the fat lady sings. The hollow vessel makes the loudest sound and a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, mind you, having said that, remember to strike while the iron is hot but look before you leap. A stitch in time might save nine but fools rush in where a wise man fears to tread. Watch out for the light at the end of the tunnel and remember to mend the roof whilst the sun shines.
Most importantly, dont fight fire with fire. Try water instead.

Ah yes, but fine words butter no parsnips

[EternalOptimist]

Ah yes, but fine words butter no parsnips

Act in haste and you may repent at leisure, on the other hand, the early bird gets the worm


more platitudes coming soon

[Diver]

Act in haste and you may repent at leisure, on the other hand, the early bird gets the worm


more platitudes coming soon

Is that one of them there seksewal inuendo thingies

[Pogle]

Act in haste and you may repent at leisure, on the other hand, the early bird gets the worm


more platitudes coming soon

But surely where there's muck there's brass?

Cant wait

[Diver]

Go ahead, punk, make my day....

Works for me...

The old ways work best.

But a forehead in the face usually offends