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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?
    Err, weren't you meant to log in as Prickles before posting that?
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      when is the banning?

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        Where's the update on meting out just desserts to the Office Joker?
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          Originally posted by Sysman View Post
          Where's the update on meting out just desserts to the Office Joker?
          Spent too long being kicked around for my predecessors short comings.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            This has to be one of the best threads in months. Keep it up. More abuse please.



            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Hey, I'm all for letting them live! God knows we need someone to laugh at in these dreek days!
            Shut it lurch.

            "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

            On them! On them! They fail!

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              Originally posted by Incognito View Post
              This has to be one of the best threads in months. Keep it up. More abuse please.

              Just remember who started it.

              My pathetic little life had been causing others lots of merriment lately.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                My pathetic little life had been causing others lots of merriment lately.
                "What's the point of living if you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others?" Dame Edna Everage.

                Just think of all the happiness you are brining into our lives.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                  "What's the point of living if you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others?" Dame Edna Everage.

                  Just think of all the happiness you are brining into our lives.
                  You've just got to love the Internet F***-Up Fairy.

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                    Sorry but I forgot to ask - how was the office knob today when it was all kicking off?
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