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Err, weren't you meant to log in as Prickles before posting that?Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras. -
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Where's the update on meting out just desserts to the Office Joker?Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Spent too long being kicked around for my predecessors short comings.Originally posted by Sysman View PostWhere's the update on meting out just desserts to the Office Joker?
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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This has to be one of the best threads in months. Keep it up. More abuse please.

Shut it lurch.Originally posted by Churchill View PostHey, I'm all for letting them live! God knows we need someone to laugh at in these dreek days!
"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
On them! On them! They fail!Comment
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Just remember who started it.Originally posted by Incognito View PostThis has to be one of the best threads in months. Keep it up. More abuse please.

My pathetic little life had been causing others lots of merriment lately.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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"What's the point of living if you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others?" Dame Edna Everage.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMy pathetic little life had been causing others lots of merriment lately.
Just think of all the happiness you are brining into our lives.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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You've just got to love the Internet F***-Up Fairy.Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post"What's the point of living if you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others?" Dame Edna Everage.
Just think of all the happiness you are brining into our lives.

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Sorry but I forgot to ask - how was the office knob today when it was all kicking off?+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
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