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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    And it needed an old Scot to fix it! Cheers!
    How right you are
    Me, me, me...

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      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      T.H.R.E.E.D.O.T.S.

      Not four, not two.
      Ooooooooohh - get her.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        And the counting of the Dots shall be Three...

        Thou shalt not count four Dots... Neither shall thou count two Dots...

        The Number of The Dots shall be Three...

        I hope that's cleared that up.
        Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!


          Oh dear me. You and Zeity eh?

          RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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            Originally posted by Zippy View Post


            Oh dear me. You and Zeity eh?

            RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
            Brave Sir Robin ran away.
            Bravely ran away, away!
            When danger reared its ugly head,
            He bravely turned his tail and fled.
            Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
            And gallantly he chickened out.
            Bravely taking to his feet
            He beat a very brave retreat,
            Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

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              I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by Diver View Post
                Especially now that Scotland has banned Happy Hour
                I'm sure it was a misnomer anyway.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?
                  Aww SY01

                  The nasty men will be gone soon. It's just that some big boys turned up ...
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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Brave Sir Robin ran away...
                    One of my clients sent me this link (SFW) the other day. He has a GSOH for a septic.
                    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to high office" - Aesop

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                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?
                      Err, weren't you meant to log in as Prickles before posting that?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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