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    #81
    <ducks suddenly>

    Hey, watch where you're swinging that handbag, f***wit!
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #82
      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Minestrone, You are commentling about something I cannot go into details about for reasons I have hinted at. You try to trivualize the whole thing into me being upset by a girl. You obviously have little respect for women and some kind of obssession with things being gay or girly. While you are so manly with your bitchy little (witty in your mind) comments.
      commentling? WTF?

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        #83
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        well, dick wad, if it's such a problem, dont use Occasions, use a synonym like times. or something


        sheesh, some people



        steady lad. don't upset yourself. here - have a cold one on me.

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          #84
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          steady lad. don't upset yourself. here - have a cold one on me.
          thanks. I just dont like being called a dickwad, especially by a total dunderhead. There , I've said it.


          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #85
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Minestrone, You are commentling about something I cannot go into details about for reasons I have hinted at. You try to trivualize the whole thing into me being upset by a girl. You obviously have little respect for women and some kind of obssession with things being gay or girly. While you are so manly with your bitchy little (witty in your mind) comments.
            Anyway, I think I have great respect for women, I am always thinking about them. I can see by your spelling you are starting to froth a bit. I'll give you a tip, if you don't want something talked about, stop talking about it.

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              #86
              We need ice. Chill
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #87
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                We need ice. Chill
                yeah. It's best to start an argument with yourself

                no-one gets upset and you always win


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                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  yeah. It's best to start an argument with yourself

                  no-one gets upset and you always win


                  kn0b
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                    In my first job out of uni the manager thought the could have a regular pop at me, he tried it on in front of a few managers one day and without turning a head I said "If i wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted myself".
                    Minestrone, is this you at work in your first job?


                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPfgX82GmM
                    Last edited by Bagpuss; 31 August 2009, 14:08.
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Minestrone, is this you at work in your first job?


                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnPfgX82GmM
                      "Petula Clark & Paolo Nutini - Goin' To Chicago Blues (From Quincy Jones - 75th Birthday Celebration)" ???

                      Jesus, you really are a spud, if you want to use youtube to make a joke get the link right.

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