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    Yo! Dudes! Is this a party?

    Beer, popcorn, nuts, pizza and even the tables are rocking - it's a party! Whoo-hoo!
    I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
    If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      I'll have a beer please.
      passes the zipster an ice cold bottle of stella. is this ok?

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        Originally posted by Prickles View Post
        Yo! Dudes! Is this a party?
        nope - this is fight club.

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          Everybody in the house shout Whoa!

          Everybody in the house shout Hey! Hey!
          I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
          If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            nope - this is fight club.
            You're funny, man.

            So, where's da laydeez?
            I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
            If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              What the hell are you talking about? The link is the same but minus the smilie



              "Sir if I am little fart the way you claim, then your face must be the place from whence I came" said Minestrone to rapturous applause from his work mates, the guys wanted to be him, and the girl fell for him. It was just like some 1980s bratpack movie, and then he woke up and remembered his head had been flushed down the toilets.
              Did you get English as a second language? You clearly struggle at the subject.

              Your parents must be commentling on it.

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                Does it grate? I do hope so Have to go now I can't spend all Bank Holiday seeking the approval of strangers like you.
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  Strange party, dudes.

                  Is this the rehearsals for "Rocky VI - Balboa Does Dallas on Acid"?
                  I don't mind, as long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine. I'll be fine.
                  If you give me a minute, a man's got a limit, I can't get a life if my heart's not in it.

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                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Does it grate? I do hope so Have to go now I can't spend all Bank Holiday seeking the approval of strangers like you.
                    That you have such a poor command of the English language? That you have to edit all of your posts and still never get the spelling right? That you place commas in the wrong places and that you use them when they should not be used? That you just make up words like commentling? That you look at Petula videos online?

                    I suppose it does. I would have thought that the UK education system could have offered more to us. I bet your parents are still proud, they probably never got the education to know any better.

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                      Originally posted by Prickles View Post
                      You're funny, man.

                      So, where's da laydeez?
                      I think you are it mate

                      Cheers DS23 <chink>
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                      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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