Office joker

[Pondlife]

Oi, who ate my pizza?

BTW someone here needs to learn what that silver handle on the side of the toilet is for.

[RichardCranium]

BTW someone here needs to learn what that silver handle on the side of the toilet is for.

Summoning the contractor's Groom of the Stool?

[Bagpuss]

That you have such a poor command of the English language? That you have to edit all of your posts and still never get the spelling right? That you place commas in the wrong places and that you use them when they should not be used? That you just make up words like commentling? That you look at Petula videos online?

I suppose it does. I would have thought that the UK education system could have offered more to us. I bet your parents are still proud, they probably never got the education to know any better.

Hey I'm back for a bit..

I don't spell check my posts, I usually edit them when I forgot to say something.I believe a comma can be used as a pause, let me know if that is wrong.

Not that any of this matters on a bulletin board, this is just one step up from texting. It says more about you than anything else, no wonder your work colleagues bully you.

[minestrone]

Hey I'm back for a bit..

I don't spell check my posts, I usually edit them when I forgot to say something.I believe a comma can be used as a pause, let me know if that is wrong.

Not that any of this matters on a bulletin board, this is just one step up from texting. It says more about you than anything else, no wonder your work colleagues bully you.

In the first line that should have been "Hey, I'm back for a bit..."

An ellipsis is three dots and there should have been a comma after the "Hey" to represent the pause. A spell checker will not tell you that, an education will.

[Churchill]

In the first line that should have been "Hey, I'm back for a bit..."

An ellipsis is three dots and there should have been a comma after the "Hey" to represent the pause. A spell checker will not tell you that, a pedant will.

I fixed that for you!

[minestrone]

I fixed that for you!

In the first line that should have been "Hey, I'm back for a bit..."

An ellipsis is three dots and there should have been a comma after the "Hey" to represent the pause. A spell checker will not tell you that, someone with a tertiary education will.

I fixed that for you!

[Churchill]

I fixed that for you!

Hey, Bagpuss is your problem, I can't stand the little tulip!

[TykeMerc]

Knock it off you lot, I'm the bloody pedant around here!

[Bagpuss]

In the first line that should have been "Hey, I'm back for a bit..."

An ellipsis is three dots and there should have been a comma after the "Hey" to represent the pause. A spell checker will not tell you that, an education will.

I put the dots in because I like them....

[Churchill]

I put the dots in because I like them....

Who?