Seems like Alexei Sayle inspired you post event i.e. you didn't say anything so witty when they put you down.
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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
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OK, which of you jokers threw the custard pie?
None of you are leaving here until one of you owns up, so come on, which of you was it, eh?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I was more bemused at the Petula Clark link you posted first.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostSeems like Alexei Sayle inspired you post event i.e. you didn't say anything so witty when they put you down.
Of all the things on the internet to look at you are looking at Petula Clark on youtube. That is fecking disturbing.Comment
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What the hell are you talking about? The link is the same but minus the smilie
"Sir if I am little fart the way you claim, then your face must be the place from whence I came" said Minestrone to rapturous applause from his work mates, the guys wanted to be him, and the girl fell for him. It was just like some 1980s bratpack movie, and then he woke up and remembered his head had been flushed down the toilets.Last edited by Bagpuss; 31 August 2009, 14:22.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Before you edited it to fix it, it resulted in:Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostWhat the hell are you talking about? The link is the same but minus the smilie
"The URL contained a malformed video ID."My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou are kidding, right? This thread is full of 'em!
I'll have a beer please.
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ta. love pizza. what was he doing on the ground?Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostCheers. Have some pizza; I picked it up off the delivery boy as I came in.
You are kidding, right? This thread is full of 'em!
correct. just thought i'd lob it up there.Comment
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