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    #71
    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    No problem at all I'm not really bothered it he gets banned, he always comes across as a bit of an arse anyway.
    I just thought it would be good to show how you can make a joke at me but when I send one back you start whining like a stuck pig given the thread topic is about jokes at people's expense. I repeat that I have only offered information that you yourself have offered and the topic is not banned in any of the forum rules I have read and nobody has anyone told me this topic is banned.

    I do have a few PMs from yourself in my inbox calling me a **** and what not. You seem very easy to wind up and no wonder that girl has given you a tough time.

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      #72
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      <hands round the popcorn>
      Grabs a handful and phones for pizza.

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        #73
        Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
        Grabs a handful and phones for pizza.
        See if Oddbins do deliveries while you are on the phone.
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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          #74
          I'm sure bagpuss is at this minute running crying to someone/writing me another abusive pm/replying to this telling me I am going to get banned. Probably all 3.

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            #75
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            I just thought it would be good to show how you can make a joke at me but when I send one back you start whining like a stuck pig given the thread topic is about jokes at people's expense. I repeat that I have only offered information that you yourself have offered and the topic is not banned in any of the forum rules I have read and nobody has anyone told me this topic is banned.

            I do have a few PMs from yourself in my inbox calling me a **** and what not. You seem very easy to wind up and no wonder that girl has given you a tough time.

            You are joking about something that causes the site admins grief everytime it is mentioned. I don't care whether you think harrassment is OK, and I mean real harrassment that disrupts work and personal life, not calling someone a name online, I think most people can take that.


            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            I'm sure bagpuss is at this minute running crying to someone/writing me another abusive pm/replying to this telling me I am going to get banned. Probably all 3.
            How old are you? If I had to guess I would say a teenager, if not you have serious arrested development.
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              #76
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              You are joking about something that causes the site admins grief everytime it is mentioned. I don't care whether you think harrassment is OK, and I mean real harrassment that disrupts work and personal life, not calling someone a name online, I think most people can take that.

              How old are you? If I had to guess I would say a teenager, if not you have serious arrested development.
              If you had just left it then my comment woould have remained the last post on a page of a large thread. It's the Elton John theatrics you are pulling off that have made it go on for another few pages. I would dare to suggest you are the problem to the board, not the subject.

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                #77
                Originally posted by zeitghost
                It's funny.

                However you spell it, occasions, ocassions, occassions, or ocasions, it always looks wrong to me...
                exactly !!

                what are the rest of them on about ?
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #78
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  See if Oddbins do deliveries while you are on the phone.
                  It's a bit early and I do have work to do later - but ok then.

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                    #79
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    exactly !!

                    what are the rest of them on about ?
                    well, dick wad, if it's such a problem, dont use Occasions, use a synonym like times. or something


                    sheesh, some people



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                      #80
                      Minestrone, You are commentling about something I cannot go into details about for reasons I have hinted at. You try to trivualize the whole thing into me being upset by a girl. You obviously have little respect for women and some kind of obssession with things being gay or girly. While you are so manly with your bitchy little (witty in your mind) comments.
                      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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