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Jesus man! Are you really this slow on the uptake?Originally posted by minestrone View PostSo was bagpuss agreeing that he is a twat?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Bagpuss? Do you think you are a twat?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI don't know, f**king ask him!Comment
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Give him half an hour, he is from Scotland!Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostJesus man! Are you really this slow on the uptake?Comment
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It's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....Originally posted by Churchill View PostGive him half an hour, he is from Scotland!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Especially now that Scotland has banned Happy HourOriginally posted by Zippy View PostIt's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Hey, I'm all for letting them live! God knows we need someone to laugh at in these dreek days!Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHey, I'm all for letting them live! God knows we need someone to laugh at in these dreich days!
Fixed it for ya!
Dreich (Old Scots origin)
A combination of dull, overcast, drizzly, cold, misty and miserable weather. At least 4 of the above adjectives must apply before the weather is truly dreich.
It was a dreich day.Comment
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T.H.R.E.E.D.O.T.S.Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....
Not four, not two.Comment
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And it needed an old Scot to fix it! Cheers!Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
Fixed it for ya!
Dreich (Old Scots origin)
A combination of dull, overcast, drizzly, cold, misty and miserable weather. At least 4 of the above adjectives must apply before the weather is truly dreich.
It was a dreich day.Comment
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