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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    So was bagpuss agreeing that he is a twat?
    I don't know, f**king ask him!

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      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      So was bagpuss agreeing that he is a twat?
      Jesus man! Are you really this slow on the uptake?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        I don't know, f**king ask him!
        Bagpuss? Do you think you are a twat?

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          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          Jesus man! Are you really this slow on the uptake?
          Give him half an hour, he is from Scotland!

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            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Give him half an hour, he is from Scotland!
            It's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              It's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....
              Especially now that Scotland has banned Happy Hour
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                It's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....
                Hey, I'm all for letting them live! God knows we need someone to laugh at in these dreek days!

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                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  Hey, I'm all for letting them live! God knows we need someone to laugh at in these dreich days!
                  Fixed it for ya!

                  Dreich (Old Scots origin)

                  A combination of dull, overcast, drizzly, cold, misty and miserable weather. At least 4 of the above adjectives must apply before the weather is truly dreich.
                  It was a dreich day.
                  Me, me, me...

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                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    It's very dangerous to diss the Scots you know ....
                    T.H.R.E.E.D.O.T.S.

                    Not four, not two.

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                      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                      Fixed it for ya!

                      Dreich (Old Scots origin)

                      A combination of dull, overcast, drizzly, cold, misty and miserable weather. At least 4 of the above adjectives must apply before the weather is truly dreich.
                      It was a dreich day.
                      And it needed an old Scot to fix it! Cheers!

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