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    #id
    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I don't think you got that.
    Actually I think he did.

    Read both posts again
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #id
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      I don't think you got that.
      He did, it's known as "self depricating (sp?) humour"

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        #id
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        Exactly
        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        I don't think you got that.
        Like fish in a barrel!

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          #id
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          I don't think you got that.
          I think I did, I'm not the one with the over-inflated ego.
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #id
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Like fish in a barrel!
            The suggestion was that you think becoming a twat is natural.

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              #id
              Hey SuitYou01! Can you hear me over the handbags?

              I hope you're taking notes; there's plenty of material on here now for getting your own back on your office knob.
              (Assuming you want to sound like a petulant little girl playing My Dads Better Than Your Dad versus Yeah But My Dad Knows When to Use an Apostrophe.)
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                #id
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                The suggestion was that you think becoming a twat is natural.
                The suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.

                Now Minestrone, a question for you. Was your mother an educational psychologist before you were born?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  The suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.
                  That is wot I thunk you meant
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    The suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.

                    Now Minestrone, a question for you. Was your mother Seeing an educational psychologist before you were born?
                    Fixed it for you
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      The suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.
                      So was bagpuss agreeing that he is a twat?

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