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He did, it's known as "self depricating (sp?) humour"Originally posted by minestrone View PostI don't think you got that.Comment
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I think I did, I'm not the one with the over-inflated ego.Originally posted by minestrone View PostI don't think you got that.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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The suggestion was that you think becoming a twat is natural.Originally posted by Churchill View PostLike fish in a barrel!
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Hey SuitYou01! Can you hear me over the handbags?
I hope you're taking notes; there's plenty of material on here now for getting your own back on your office knob. (Assuming you want to sound like a petulant little girl playing My Dads Better Than Your Dad versus Yeah But My Dad Knows When to Use an Apostrophe.)My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.Originally posted by minestrone View PostThe suggestion was that you think becoming a twat is natural.
Now Minestrone, a question for you. Was your mother an educational psychologist before you were born?
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That is wot I thunk you meantOriginally posted by Churchill View PostThe suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Fixed it for youOriginally posted by Churchill View PostThe suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.
Now Minestrone, a question for you. Was your mother Seeing an educational psychologist before you were born?
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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So was bagpuss agreeing that he is a twat?Originally posted by Churchill View PostThe suggestion was, and let's be very clear about this. Why would Bagpuss aspire to being a twat when he was one naturally.Comment
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