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Zippy replied

1 September 2009, 21:52
Sorry but I forgot to ask - how was the office knob today when it was all kicking off?
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Tingles replied

1 September 2009, 21:46
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

"What's the point of living if you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others?" Dame Edna Everage.

Just think of all the happiness you are brining into our lives.

You've just got to love the Internet F***-Up Fairy.
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RichardCranium replied

1 September 2009, 21:44
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

My pathetic little life had been causing others lots of merriment lately.

"What's the point of living if you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others?" Dame Edna Everage.

Just think of all the happiness you are brining into our lives.
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suityou01 replied

1 September 2009, 20:35
Originally posted by Incognito View Post

This has to be one of the best threads in months. Keep it up. More abuse please.

Just remember who started it.

My pathetic little life had been causing others lots of merriment lately.
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Incognito replied

1 September 2009, 20:33
This has to be one of the best threads in months. Keep it up. More abuse please.

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Hey, I'm all for letting them live! God knows we need someone to laugh at in these dreek days!

Shut it lurch.
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suityou01 replied

1 September 2009, 15:28
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

Where's the update on meting out just desserts to the Office Joker?

Spent too long being kicked around for my predecessors short comings.
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Sysman replied

1 September 2009, 15:02
Where's the update on meting out just desserts to the Office Joker?
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DS23 replied

1 September 2009, 14:57
when is the banning?
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suityou01 replied

31 August 2009, 20:15
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?

Err, weren't you meant to log in as Prickles before posting that?
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RichardCranium replied

31 August 2009, 20:12
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?

Err, weren't you meant to log in as Prickles before posting that?
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HairyArsedBloke replied

31 August 2009, 19:38
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Brave Sir Robin ran away...

One of my clients sent me this link (SFW) the other day. He has a GSOH for a septic.
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Zippy replied

31 August 2009, 19:25
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?

Aww SY01

The nasty men will be gone soon. It's just that some big boys turned up ...
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d000hg replied

31 August 2009, 19:22
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Especially now that Scotland has banned Happy Hour

I'm sure it was a misnomer anyway.
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suityou01 replied

31 August 2009, 19:21
I'm a bit lost, and a little scared. Who are you all, what's all these popcorn crumbs nad pizza boxes? Tidy up before my parents get back will you?
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Churchill replied

31 August 2009, 18:40
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Oh dear me. You and Zeity eh?

RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
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