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    #151
    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    Good for you...

    Incidentally you aren't the only dyslexic on the board with more than one degree, it's nothing to shout about.
    Yeah! I'm so dyxalectic I can't even spell it
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #152
      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      Look at what one can learn on the internet, we now have you using a comma after the salutation. Wonderful.
      No, I know more than you think... ... ... ... ...

      PS I think it's self taught, rather than self learned, but I'm not the pedant
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #153
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        No, I know more than you think... ... ... ... ...

        PS I think it's self taught, rather than self learned, but I'm not the pedant
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #154
          Well. my dad is lower middle class and my mum started out as a secretary. We 'ad it tough! We couldn't bloody afford dyslexia!

          I were 't first member of 't family to go to university (a few times) and am proud to say - I'm still as thick as pigcrap.

          Zip BSc MSc (bronze and mega swimming certificates)
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            #155
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Sounds like I hit a Raw nerve. No need to justify yourself to me old chap. I just wonder why the cyber warrior obsession then?

            I won't brag about my accomplishments but nothing you have posted makes me feel inferior.
            I just thought I would give you something to aspire to, and your family.

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              #156
              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Yeah! I'm so dyxalectic I can't even spell it
              You just did, well done!

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                #157
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                I just thought I would give you something to aspire to, and your family.
                But I don't aspire to be a twat
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #158
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  But I don't aspire to be a twat
                  Why aspire to what comes naturally?

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                    #159
                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    Why aspire to what comes naturally?
                    Exactly
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                      #160
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Exactly
                      I don't think you got that.

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