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The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.” -
back on topic........................... ....................... .........................Originally posted by minestrone View PostIn the first line that should have been "Hey, I'm back for a bit..."
An ellipsis is three dots and there should have been a comma after the "Hey" to represent the pause. A spell checker will not tell you that, an education will.
It's a shame you education didn't show you how to behave properly. Spelling and grammar are no substitute for manners, that is probably why your life has turned out so badly.
Edited with some erroneously placed dotsLast edited by Bagpuss; 31 August 2009, 15:58.The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Stop !!Originally posted by Bagpuss View Postback on topic........................... ....................... .........................
It's a shame you education didn't show you how to behave properly. Spelling and grammar are no substitute for manners, that is probably why your life has turned out so badly.
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sorry Baggy, I had to.
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Hate to be a pedant but 'on topic' is SY01's problem with a complete knob.
Oh wait! There may just be a correlation ....+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by chef View PostStop !!
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sorry Baggy, I had to.
Carry On...
I can't type or spell innit
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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It's spelt I.N.N.I.T, see! you did get it right BaggyOriginally posted by Bagpuss View Post
I can't type or spell innit
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Stop you are making me cryThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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[pedant mode]Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou just did.
Well he wrote "innit", maybe he was trying for something else...
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