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    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
      In the first line that should have been "Hey, I'm back for a bit..."

      An ellipsis is three dots and there should have been a comma after the "Hey" to represent the pause. A spell checker will not tell you that, an education will.
      back on topic........................... ....................... .........................

      It's a shame you education didn't show you how to behave properly. Spelling and grammar are no substitute for manners, that is probably why your life has turned out so badly.

      Edited with some erroneously placed dots
      Last edited by Bagpuss; 31 August 2009, 15:58.
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        back on topic........................... ....................... .........................

        It's a shame you education didn't show you how to behave properly. Spelling and grammar are no substitute for manners, that is probably why your life has turned out so badly.

        Edited with some erroneously placed dots
        Stop !!

        your

        sorry Baggy, I had to.

        Carry On...
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          Hate to be a pedant but 'on topic' is SY01's problem with a complete knob.

          Oh wait! There may just be a correlation ....
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            Originally posted by chef View Post
            Stop !!

            your

            sorry Baggy, I had to.

            Carry On...
            I can't type or spell innit
            The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

            But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              I can't type or spell innit
              You just did.

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                Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                I can't type or spell innit
                It's spelt I.N.N.I.T, see! you did get it right Baggy
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Stop you are making me cry
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                    You just did.
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    It's spelt I.N.N.I.T, see! you did get it right Baggy
                    Must be a function of age...

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      You just did.
                      [pedant mode]
                      Well he wrote "innit", maybe he was trying for something else...
                      [/pedant mode]

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