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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    back on topic........................... ....................... .........................

    It's a shame you education didn't show you how to behave properly. Spelling and grammar are no substitute for manners, that is probably why your life has turned out so badly.

    Edited with some erroneously placed dots
    Yes it has, I only work 6 months of the year, I knocked back 200 grand funding for plan B last week, I went to the best primary school in Scotland and the second best state secondary school in Scotland, despite being dyslexic I have more than one degree. My father was a financial director for a multinational you will have heard of and my mother was an educational psychologist, every one in my family has a degree. I used to swim competitively for Glasgow and run marathons at the weekend. I nearly went to study music playing percussion and currently play piano for a band that is being offered a record deal, an instrument that I self learned, I can also play guitar and bass.

    Yes, my life is a total mess.

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      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
      Diver, where did you disappear to? Not another chainsaw incident?
      Building offshore wind farms, wave and tidal generators etc.
      Usual humdrum stuff
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by minestrone View Post
        Yes it has, I only work 6 months of the year, I knocked back 200 grand funding for plan B last week, I went to the best primary school in Scotland and the second best state secondary school in Scotland, despite being dyslexic I have more than one degree. My father was a financial director for a multinational you will have heard of and my mother was an educational psychologist, every one in my family has a degree. I used to swim competitively for Glasgow and run marathons at the weekend. I nearly went to study music playing percussion and currently play piano for a band that is being offered a record deal, an instrument that I self learned, I can also play guitar and bass.

        Yes, I'm still an insecure, biggoted little onanist.
        Fixed it for ya!

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Building offshore wind farms, wave and tidal generators etc.
          Usual humdrum stuff

          Making piles of cash without shame as you should do!

          Fixed

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            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Fixed it for ya!

            Ouch!

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              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              Fixed it for ya!

              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                Yes it has, I only work 6 months of the year, I knocked back 200 grand funding for plan B last week, I went to the best primary school in Scotland and the second best state secondary school in Scotland, despite being dyslexic I have more than one degree. My father was a financial director for a multinational you will have heard of and my mother was an educational psychologist, every one in my family has a degree. I used to swim competitively for Glasgow and run marathons at the weekend. I nearly went to study music playing percussion and currently play piano for a band that is being offered a record deal, an instrument that I self learned, I can also play guitar and bass.

                Yes, my life is a total mess.
                Good for you...

                Incidentally you aren't the only dyslexic on the board with more than one degree, it's nothing to shout about.

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                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  Yes it has, I only work 6 months of the year, I knocked back 200 grand funding for plan B last week, I went to the best primary school in Scotland and the second best state secondary school in Scotland, despite being dyslexic I have more than one degree. My father was a financial director for a multinational you will have heard of and my mother was an educational psychologist, every one in my family has a degree. I used to swim competitively for Glasgow and run marathons at the weekend. I nearly went to study music playing percussion and currently play piano for a band that is being offered a record deal, an instrument that I self learned, I can also play guitar and bass.

                  Yes, my life is a total mess.
                  Sounds like I hit a Raw nerve. No need to justify yourself to me old chap. I just wonder why the cyber warrior obsession then?

                  I won't brag about my accomplishments but nothing you have posted makes me feel inferior.
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Diver, where did you disappear to? Not another chainsaw incident?
                    Look at what one can learn on the internet, we now have you using a comma after the salutation. Wonderful.

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                      Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                      Look at what one can learn on the internet, we now have you using a comma after the salutation. Wonderful!
                      Fixed it for ya!

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