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The Wikir Man

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25 March 2010, 17:46

Dan Brown is a really talented author, he's just very good at hiding it.

If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.
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25 March 2010, 17:52

Bacon is bad for you.
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#123

25 March 2010, 17:54

Pork is made out of celery

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#124

25 March 2010, 18:02

George Clinton is Bill Clintons uncle and taught him to play the sax.

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#125

25 March 2010, 18:04

We are all special and have a wealth of as yet undiscovered talents.

And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014
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#126

25 March 2010, 18:05

You're worth it.
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25 March 2010, 18:08

Everyone is special & unique.
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#128

25 March 2010, 18:09

Women like a two toothed man.

Buy only women who spell teeth teef.
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#129

25 March 2010, 18:25

It is illegal for a Welshman to cook curry within the town boundary of Bognor Regis.

The vegetarian option.
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#130

25 March 2010, 18:58

Celery is made out of pork.
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