List your invented "fake facts"

[MarillionFan]

Menaleus is a thirty-something Tornado flying, polar-exploring Prague socialite who has also found time to qualify as a Doctor. His previous adventures included Walking to the North Pole to observe the stunning Northern Lights, and his charity walk 'Chasing the Aurora'

[norrahe]

I'm really enjoying being on the bench

[MarillionFan]

I have never ever looked at pornography on the internet.

[JimBobTwoTeeth]

England didn't actually win the World Cup in 1966. The event was staged using a very early form of CGI. The same techniques were later used to fake the moon landings.

[cojak]

England didn't actually win the World Cup in 1966. The event was staged using a very early form of CGI. The same techniques were later used to fake the moon landings.

Sticky-backed plastic and puppets.

Fact.

[realityhack]

'Finding Nemo' is based on a true story.

[MarillionFan]

I created the Sasguru and Realityhack sockpuppets.

[doodab]

The German language has no word for badger.

[TimberWolf]

No-one has been christened Adolf Hitler since 1945, also no one in Germany sports a Hitler style moustache.

[MarillionFan]

Moderating on CUK is very light handed.