List your invented "fake facts"

[NotAllThere]

Saw this on another forum and liked it, so I thought I'd start here. The rules are: you must invent the fake fact, don't repeat urban myths, or what other people might think are true that you don't - like flying spaghetti monsters, global warming, Labour are competent to govern etc.

So here goes:

Adminstrator is the grand-daughter of a famous Hollywood actress.

[voodooflux]

I don't like cake.

[Pondlife]

My mum was Prince William and Harry's nanny and I used to play in their back garden.

[Pondlife]

Snooker player John Higgins is Alex "Hurricane" Higgins' son.

[DimPrawn]

I am a millionaire.

[cojak]

I am a millionaire.

And so is SASguru.

[cojak]

MF is, in fact, a 4' 10", 6st Thai lass who answers to the name of Nancy.

[cojak]

You can make printer inks last longer if you heat them up over a steaming kettle.

[cojak]

No one else playing this game?

Sod you then - I can go on for hours...

[cailin maith]

MF is, in fact, a 4' 10", 6st Thai lass who answers to the name of Nancy.