List your invented "fake facts"

**wobbegong** · 25 March 2010, 13:50

Ricky Gervais is Keira Knightly's uncle.

**norrahe** · 25 March 2010, 13:57

Keira Knightley has hoooooge breasts

**norrahe** · 25 March 2010, 13:58

CM hates shoes and chocolate

**wobbegong** · 25 March 2010, 14:08

Grey hair can be safely coloured by combing Marmite through it.

**norrahe** · 25 March 2010, 14:59

vegemite is in fact made from reconstituted Australians

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 15:08

If the Royal Standard is flying over Buckingham Palace, it means that the queen has nipped down the road for a bottle of gin and a packet of B&H.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 15:14

Northern England is really, really grim

**DaveB** · 25 March 2010, 16:20

Ozzy Osbourne moonlights as a TV evangelist.

**wobbegong** · 25 March 2010, 16:52

Lime flavoured jelly made up with "Brasso" is highly explosive.

**wobbegong** · 25 March 2010, 16:54

There is a location in central China where the earths' crust is so thin, if you jump up and down you'll fall through.

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