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    #81
    Before turning her back on the career, Marie Whitehouse was a successful burlesque dancer in Berlin.
    If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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      #82
      Marie Curie invented the milkshake
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

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        #83
        ID cards will stop all forms of fraud, crime and terrorism.
        If you have to add a , it isn't funny. HTH. LOL.

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          #84
          Cows emit more methane from their arses than their mouths.

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            #85
            Gordon Brown's first porn film was called "Boom, Boom & Bust"

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              #86
              Delia Derbyshire was inspired to create the sound of the original Doctor Who theme by the noise of the central line trains that she used to take to work everyday.

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                #87
                The iphone started life as a mobile etch-a-sketch.
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #88
                  David Brent wrote the Chancellor's budget speech.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    I'm glad Pogle isn't posting the contents of what passes for her mind anymore.
                    It is a bit crowded in here
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Pogle View Post
                      It is a bit crowded in here
                      You were on a roll..
                      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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