List your invented "fake facts"

**JimBobTwoTeeth** · 25 March 2010, 17:11

Marmite can be safely coloured by running grey hair through it.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 17:20

Whippets and ferrets are banned in North Yorkshire.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 17:20

Carrots contain as much chicken as a McDonalds chicken nugget.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 17:22

Margaret Thatcher died in 1981, but people were too afraid to tell her.

**Pogle** · 25 March 2010, 17:26

The earths core is made up of all those ball point pens you've lost

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 17:27

Pencils are naturally high in penicillin.

**The Wikir Man** · 25 March 2010, 17:37

Christopher Columbus' voyage to America was actually a stag night trip gone wrong.

**TimberWolf** · 25 March 2010, 17:43

Bears don't tulip in the woods.

**PRC1964** · 25 March 2010, 17:44

If all the people watching porn on the internet were really having sex, the world population would grow by three million every six hours.

**norrahe** · 25 March 2010, 17:44

Everything is upside down in Australia

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