List your invented "fake facts"

[MarillionFan]

Women are equal to or smarter than men.

[PRC1964]

Penguins never experience the menopause.

[PRC1964]

Fish pie is better than steak & kidney pie.

[MarillionFan]

Biologically speaking there is no difference between a womans and a mans mouth.

[The Wikir Man]

If a man you don't know suddenly gives you flowers, it's because of the cheap deodorant you are wearing. Not because he thinks you're easy and might get a shag.

[Pogle]

Woody Allen is the basrtard son of Rabbi Lionel Blue and a whippet

[Pogle]

Noel Gordon invented mouthwash

[Pogle]

The laws of physics go clubbing every Thursday in Swindon

[Pogle]

If you eat nothing but grass and dead leaves you hair will go blonde

[Pogle]

100% of people will die