List your invented "fake facts"

[Pogle]

I've not slept well - can you tell

[Pogle]

Dame Judi Dench and Jeanette Krankie invented nuclear fusion whilst at a Sylvanian Families trade fair in Kendal

[The Wikir Man]

Evel Keneval used to use Wee Jimmy Krankie as his stunt double.

[Mich the Tester]

When NASA sent the first men to the moon they noticed they’d forgotten to put steps on the landing module, so sent someone to a local DIY store to get a ladder.

[Mich the Tester]

The DIY store that supplied Neil Armstrong’s ladder refused to give NASA a discount, thereby missing out on the greatest advertising opportunity of all time.

[Mich the Tester]

When Neil Armstrong made his ‘small step for a man, giant leap for mankind’ remark, he was actually complaining about the poorly designed ladder.

[MaryPoppins]

I've learnt loads from this thread.

[The Wikir Man]

Generally, the General forum only ever contains posts that are General issues affecting and of interest to contractors.

[The Wikir Man]

Specifically, that is.

[The Wikir Man]

The "Buzz All-in" is one of the best selling products from Ann Summers. It is shaped like a rocket with a couple of boosters.